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There appears to be an elderly street gang forming in my neighborhood. More specifically, near the concrete barricade that separates my buildings parking lot from the sidewalk. I see them loitering every day at around 5PM (just after their dinner I’m assuming). They strut around, bellies full, bracing their backs with their own hands, occasionally leaning over to rest their elbows on the concrete wall. All of them clearly suffer from chronic back pain and probably rickets.

I don’t need this shit in my neighborhood! God knows what they’re up to. I glare at them from my window constantly, hoping to make them nervous. Maybe they’ll think I’ve called the cops on them.

I just don’t understand their generation. With their green polyester blend slacks that don’t come within 4 inches of their ankles, and their collared golf shirts. It sickens me! This is what I mean about the world going to shit. One day there’s three or four elderly men outside your home, and next thing you know you can’t even feel safe walking around your own neighborhood.

And so I stare. I stare and I stare and I stare. I like to stare at them. It’s a very tactful defense strategy. It’s the only defense I have really. I hope they don’t home-invade me.

- Jinks

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“Being cast out of society early on made you see civilization for the farce it was, a theater of cruelty you were free to drop out of. Instead of playing along you became a fuckup. It was a political statement and a survival skill.” -Michelle Tea
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Postmorteum Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Baby Stepper Baby Stepper Baby Stepper Baby Stepper Baby Stepper BABY STEPPER 
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JinxRemoval Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
What the..? 
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:iconpostmorteum:
Postmorteum Featured By Owner 4 days ago
It was warranted.
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JinxRemoval Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Why I oughta  Darn Kids  
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Draaga-Yaar Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Hoy cocksucker.

Do you do discord?
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JinxRemoval Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I have once or twice for one on reddit. I don't have an account though. 
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Draaga-Yaar Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Na just ah fuckin... Figure it out and then get back to me.
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JinxRemoval Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok. I'll work on it. 
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Draaga-Yaar Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2017
Hoychims ya dog cunt.
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JinxRemoval Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Fek woff ya dickpissah.
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